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But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother fuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw WHAT?!
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry f**k her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her f**k you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!
CONTESTANT NUMBER 1Fuck that, you'd be jacking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap CONTESTANT NUMBER !
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her lupy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!
Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your neden (Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how f**kin fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!